[ She is thiiiiis close to whipping off her disguise and revealing her Evil Plot, since the jig is pretty much up. But she has no idea who on Earth you are, so perhaps you aren't worthy of being serenaded with her genius. She'll deflect as best she can. ]

I'm certain I haven't a clue what you're talking about. And that reference was woefully, outdatedly cliché.

At least you haven't been rotting your brain with modern cinema. However do you spend your time?

[ And she lifts the cat up as if to preen it a little. Charm, cat. Please. ]