I want you

[ The woman in this broadcast isn't suspicious at all! What could possibly be less imposing than the sight of a young lady in a full-length trenchcoat and a little fur hat, her eyes innocently wide beneath a pair of equally round glasses? What could possibly incite less suspicion than the adorable Glameow she cradles in one arm, its own gaze fixed on the camera (and glowing slightly)?

In short, this is someone you should implicitly trust. ]

My...isn't winter the dullest of seasons? Between the overcast skies, the network's banality, and the overload of hullabaloo regarding a holiday that remains a matter of weeks away, everyone's minds must be starved for instant gratification....

Given this regrettable situation, the Goldenrod Game Corner is surely the answer to everyone's woes!

[ She brandishes a flier with her free hand. ]

Nothing could possibly wile away the idle hours better than relentless spendthriftiness! No pleasure is more indulgent than the frittering away of resources at the gaming table, no delight greater than overworking a certain waiter until he collapses from exhaustion! Not even procuring a suitable gift for a beloved companion when the local egg vendors' wares have proven unsuitable, a situation so dire it might necessitate actually making direct requests to an untrustworthy channel, can possibly hope to outpace the urge to gamble away your last cent in pursuit of an elusive yet intimately seductive windfall!

Why, don't you feel yourself compelled to go from this description alone? Your feeble mind begs for such scintillating, vacuous stimulation! In the spirit of this fine establishment, I'd wager that once you insert your first coin, you simply won't be able to stop~

[ And with a peal of charming and unsuspicious laughter, the transmission ends.

If you're out and about in Goldenrod today, prepare to be handed a flyer by this unassuming creature, cat still staring at you while looking cute as a button. Alternatively, perhaps you spot her in the Department Store, perusing the wares with a worried, surreptitious expression.

But it's not like she's up to anything, okay? ]

[[OOC: Scanty's Glameow just learned Charm, so between that and the 'dex entry claiming it can put enemies in a "mild hypnotic state" she's decided to try and drum up some business via mind control. Whether or not this has any effect is extremely doubtful up to you...but given that it's not even a Psychic-type, well, Scanty, you tried.

As for the Department Store errand, well. That's a secret. ]]