Corollary #001 // anonymous video/action for goldenrod // Invest Time and Finances Wisely

[preparetrouble]

[ The woman in this broadcast isn't suspicious at all! What could possibly be less imposing than the sight of a young lady in a full-length trenchcoat and a little fur hat, her eyes innocently wide beneath a pair of equally round glasses? What could possibly incite less suspicion than the adorable Glameow she cradles in one arm, its own gaze fixed on the camera (and glowing slightly)?

In short, this is someone you should implicitly trust. ]

My...isn't winter the dullest of seasons? Between the overcast skies, the network's banality, and the overload of hullabaloo regarding a holiday that remains a matter of weeks away, everyone's minds must be starved for instant gratification....

Given this regrettable situation, the Goldenrod Game Corner is surely the answer to everyone's woes!

[ She brandishes a flier with her free hand. ]

Nothing could possibly wile away the idle hours better than relentless spendthriftiness! No pleasure is more indulgent than the frittering away of resources at the gaming table, no delight greater than overworking a certain waiter until he collapses from exhaustion! Not even procuring a suitable gift for a beloved companion when the local egg vendors' wares have proven unsuitable, a situation so dire it might necessitate actually making direct requests to an untrustworthy channel, can possibly hope to outpace the urge to gamble away your last cent in pursuit of an elusive yet intimately seductive windfall!

Why, don't you feel yourself compelled to go from this description alone? Your feeble mind begs for such scintillating, vacuous stimulation! In the spirit of this fine establishment, I'd wager that once you insert your first coin, you simply won't be able to stop~

[ And with a peal of charming and unsuspicious laughter, the transmission ends.

If you're out and about in Goldenrod today, prepare to be handed a flyer by this unassuming creature, cat still staring at you while looking cute as a button. Alternatively, perhaps you spot her in the Department Store, perusing the wares with a worried, surreptitious expression.

But it's not like she's up to anything, okay? ]

[[OOC: Scanty's Glameow just learned Charm, so between that and the 'dex entry claiming it can put enemies in a "mild hypnotic state" she's decided to try and drum up some business via mind control. Whether or not this has any effect is extremely doubtful up to you...but given that it's not even a Psychic-type, well, Scanty, you tried.

As for the Department Store errand, well. That's a secret. ]]

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[timelymaid]

[ She had zero idea what to make of the rest of that, so yes, yes she did take that away from it.

Besides, she's not anywhere near Goldenrod right this second! ]

I have several available, and more that will be available before the convention that's coming up! I'm a breeder, actually, so it's sort of a thing I do.

[ She will just text over a copy of the spreadsheet of eggs she'll be offering, which is basically the ooc egg post. ]

That's all of them, I think!

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[preparetrouble]

Hm. We'll see about tha-

[ .....but then she opens up the spreadsheet and oh sweet hellfire these are. Wow. A lot of care clearly went into preparing these. Could she actually have found something trolls are good for besides singularly cryptic conversations?!

The one she has her eye on is a bit pricy, but....if it's for Miss Kneesocks...and besides, they'll still have her sister's salary to fund the master plan they've got in the works! NOTHING CAN GO WRONG. ]

...that is indeed - quite the roster, miss. And you say they'll be available.....when?

I don't mean to seem impatient, but there's a time limit on my necessity. February....thirteenth.

[ Because she needs time to find nice paper and a box to wrap it in. ]

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[timelymaid]

They will absolutely be available by that date! Depending on the eggs you're interested, I might actually be able to get them there by the twelfth.

[ Aradia is pretty good at charts and spreadsheets, if only by virtue of being able to juggle a lot of information all at once. It comes with being the person responsible for the timeline. ]</small. And it doesn't seem impatient! The fourteenth is Valentine's, right? I think getting eggs in time for that day is perfectly reasonable to want to do!

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[preparetrouble]

That is an interesting coincidence, isn't it.

[ Someone's slightly self-conscious about celebrating a human holiday, okay? But you've actually managed to impress her with this egg roster, so she won't dwell on the point for long. ]

In any case, I'll reserve one Litwick, if you please. Funds to be transferred upon arrival, though I'll submit a down payment as proof of good faith.

[ Business is her second nature, after all. ]