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preparetrouble) wrote2013-02-06 09:27 am
preparetrouble) wrote2013-02-06 09:27 am
Entry tags:
- ic: "chase young" rhymes w/ "base dung",
- ic: completely without ulterior motives,
- ic: gdi scanty walk your egg already,
- ic: gettin' my ojou-sama on desu wa,
- ic: location: goldenrod city,
- ic: mistress of disguise,
- ic: my little sister can't be this red,
- ic: my plan is elegant in its absurdity,
- ic: oh-hohohohohoho,
- ic: unnecessary complications are love
Corollary #001 // anonymous video/action for goldenrod // Invest Time and Finances Wisely
[ The woman in this broadcast isn't suspicious at all! What could possibly be less imposing than the sight of a young lady in a full-length trenchcoat and a little fur hat, her eyes innocently wide beneath a pair of equally round glasses? What could possibly incite less suspicion than the adorable Glameow she cradles in one arm, its own gaze fixed on the camera (and glowing slightly)?
In short, this is someone you should implicitly trust. ]
My...isn't winter the dullest of seasons? Between the overcast skies, the network's banality, and the overload of hullabaloo regarding a holiday that remains a matter of weeks away, everyone's minds must be starved for instant gratification....
Given this regrettable situation, the Goldenrod Game Corner is surely the answer to everyone's woes!
[ She brandishes a flier with her free hand. ]
Nothing could possibly wile away the idle hours better than relentless spendthriftiness! No pleasure is more indulgent than the frittering away of resources at the gaming table, no delight greater than overworking a certain waiter until he collapses from exhaustion! Not even procuring a suitable gift for a beloved companion when the local egg vendors' wares have proven unsuitable, a situation so dire it might necessitate actually making direct requests to an untrustworthy channel, can possibly hope to outpace the urge to gamble away your last cent in pursuit of an elusive yet intimately seductive windfall!
Why, don't you feel yourself compelled to go from this description alone? Your feeble mind begs for such scintillating, vacuous stimulation! In the spirit of this fine establishment, I'd wager that once you insert your first coin, you simply won't be able to stop~
[ And with a peal of charming and unsuspicious laughter, the transmission ends.
If you're out and about in Goldenrod today, prepare to be handed a flyer by this unassuming creature, cat still staring at you while looking cute as a button. Alternatively, perhaps you spot her in the Department Store, perusing the wares with a worried, surreptitious expression.
But it's not like she's up to anything, okay? ]
[[OOC: Scanty's Glameow just learned Charm, so between that and the 'dex entry claiming it can put enemies in a "mild hypnotic state" she's decided to try and drum up some business via mind control. Whether or not this has any effect isextremely doubtful up to you...but given that it's not even a Psychic-type, well, Scanty, you tried.
As for the Department Store errand, well. That's a secret. ]]
In short, this is someone you should implicitly trust. ]
My...isn't winter the dullest of seasons? Between the overcast skies, the network's banality, and the overload of hullabaloo regarding a holiday that remains a matter of weeks away, everyone's minds must be starved for instant gratification....
Given this regrettable situation, the Goldenrod Game Corner is surely the answer to everyone's woes!
[ She brandishes a flier with her free hand. ]
Nothing could possibly wile away the idle hours better than relentless spendthriftiness! No pleasure is more indulgent than the frittering away of resources at the gaming table, no delight greater than overworking a certain waiter until he collapses from exhaustion! Not even procuring a suitable gift for a beloved companion when the local egg vendors' wares have proven unsuitable, a situation so dire it might necessitate actually making direct requests to an untrustworthy channel, can possibly hope to outpace the urge to gamble away your last cent in pursuit of an elusive yet intimately seductive windfall!
Why, don't you feel yourself compelled to go from this description alone? Your feeble mind begs for such scintillating, vacuous stimulation! In the spirit of this fine establishment, I'd wager that once you insert your first coin, you simply won't be able to stop~
[ And with a peal of charming and unsuspicious laughter, the transmission ends.
If you're out and about in Goldenrod today, prepare to be handed a flyer by this unassuming creature, cat still staring at you while looking cute as a button. Alternatively, perhaps you spot her in the Department Store, perusing the wares with a worried, surreptitious expression.
But it's not like she's up to anything, okay? ]
[[OOC: Scanty's Glameow just learned Charm, so between that and the 'dex entry claiming it can put enemies in a "mild hypnotic state" she's decided to try and drum up some business via mind control. Whether or not this has any effect is
As for the Department Store errand, well. That's a secret. ]]
[video]
Not good enough, not nearly good enough! Whoever kicked you out is in dire need of instruction!
Why, a ban with a loophole is practically nonexistent. Only what I suppose passes for integrity among your unruly sort prevents you from casting a shadow once more upon the door....!
Which isn't to say I believe you should, of course. Merely pointing out the fact you could.
[ And if you must, do it while a certain waiter is working. She has a score to settle with him, and if you're any more trouble than you look - which, granted, wouldn't be hard, you look totally harmless - well, best make you his headache and not someone else's. ]
[video]
[video]
Well, two can play that game, so there. ]
That straight-man habit must not make you many friends. I'm simply illustrating the flimsiness of your predicament. What you do with the knowledge is up to you.
[ Though that yakuza comment does make her thing she should start discouraging your continued involvement. For a simpleton such as you to be onto them....! What have they been doing up till now?! ]
[video]
I wouldn't call it a habit, exactly... More I just play that role just as often as the boke. I'm multipurposed. Though, ah... I suppose it is more a warning than a ban. I just didn't want to have to wind up in some big brawl if I went back and ran into the same big guy with the slicked back hair...
Not like I'd want to actually play any games there... I'd just end up losing all my money again.